...I thought that in Jailhouse Rock, Elvis was singing "everybody in the wholesale block". And I'm not even Jewish!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Since Germans speak German, I thought Jewish people spoke Jewish.— Lori
- I grew up Jewish. Until I was about 10, I believed that everyone who wasn't Jewish was Catholic.— Philm35
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- I thought Elvis was a genre.— Lucy
- When I was very little, I thought that my dad and Elvis Presley were the same person. — Monty
- When I was little I thought that Shakin' Stevens was Elvis' nephew— Ali