I used to think that the refrain to Pearl Jam's 'Glorifird G' went, '45 virgins on a pelican' instead of 'glorified version of a pellet gun.' Imagine the embarrasment when my mom heard me singing that in my room.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- I once was told that ONLY virgins get acne. After sex, no new pimples grow. I believed that.— MD Caruso
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- i used to believe a dog was the male version of a cat.Anon
- I used to believe a pickle was a smaller version of the cucumber.Anon
- I used to believe that a 'wolverine' was the girl version of a wolf. — Jelly