For years I used to sing ABBA's Waterloo as "Waterloo, I was receiving you on the floor, da-da da-da da-da..."
Somehow I suspect that it's meant to be SLIGHTLY more innocent than that!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Abba - Waterloo
"Portaloo
Finally facing my Portaloo..."— Santa Puncher - When I was a kid, I thought the musical Mamma Mia did songs from the A*Teens (the teenage version of Abba)Anon
- Did anyone else sing "Hark, the hairy angels sing"?— Jill
- My mum said that when I used to sing "noahs arc" at school I would sing "who built the arc, no one, no one"— Clare
- I used to believe that every single slightly round stone r pebble was a fossilised dinosaur egg.— Dino Hunter
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher