What about "Another one buys a Datsun." You know, instead of "Another one bites the dust.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the song "Another one bites the dust" was "Another one rides the bus"— Emmy
- I used to believe that beauty marks (freckels) were Butterfly bites!— Jolene
- I used to believe that the dust on top of doors was poisonous.— draconid
- I used to believe that the dust at the top of doors was highly poisonous and could kill you.Anon
- My mom called the dust under my bed kitties i believed there was kitties living under my bed.— Kathy