I used to believe that the song "Another one bites the dust" was "Another one rides the bus"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- What about "Another one buys a Datsun." You know, instead of "Another one bites the dust.— e-man
- I used to believe that beauty marks (freckels) were Butterfly bites!— Jolene
- I used to believe that the dust on top of doors was poisonous.— draconid
- I used to believe that the dust at the top of doors was highly poisonous and could kill you.Anon
- My mom called the dust under my bed kitties i believed there was kitties living under my bed.— Kathy
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon