I was listening to System of a Down's "sugar" on my CD player one day, and my 4 year old cousin started singing along. He completely messed up the lyrics. The first line of the song is "The kombucha muchroom people" and he sang "The paloocha mocha people". I laughed so hard i nearly cried.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I also thought that people in different countries coughed, sneezed, laughed, or cried in their own language!— Mini
- i thought I got one year older when my family sang the birthday song.— I am the ghost
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- When I was a young boy I thought when we cried or when we laughed we won or we lost one minute of our life. — loulou83
- When I was little I used to believe that people laughed in different languages...— Jessica Louise
- i used to get mad when people sang frere jaque because i thought they were making fun of my name!!!!— freya sargent