i was viciously mocked throughout my childhood by my brother and sisters when they found out that i was convinced that 'Unchained Melody' contained the lyrics "I fumble for your torch" instead of "i hunger for your touch". I perhaps shouldnt have argued but IT MADE SENSE.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- I used to believe that cats eyes were lit up by a man running under the road with a torch— Martin
- if you shone a torch into the sky at night, an airplane would thin you were a runway and land on you— spam
- my brother (10) still believes that if you stick your finger to far up your nose you can touch your brainAnon
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B