Not Me....
But had a friend of mine convinced that U2's Running to stand still was actually called "The Halalaladeday Song" - Ah we were only 17
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- I use to believe the sound that a car made when it was running low on gas was what they called horse power...— Bianca
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- I used to believe that all parents were called "Inge and Dirk", just like mine— eva
- A friend of mine seemed to think that 100 pence was worth £6.— Richard Davies