My brother thought the lyrics to Billy Idol's "Eyes Without a Face" were "How's About a Date?" I nearly wet myself when I heard him singing along. I've never let him forget it.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Billy Idols "Eyes without a face" was "How's about a date" : - )— Shay
- I always believed that my dad went to school with Billy Bunter. I think my brother believed it too!— Karen
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- In old west lore, Billy the Kid was called 'buck toothed'. I thought this was because he sucked his thumb. — Monty
- When I was little, I thought that you had to marry someone who was born on the same date as you.— Lauren
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon