The first time I heard Enigma's "Age of Loneliness," I thought I heard "Take it, take it in your a**." I knew that couldn't be right, but still, that's how it sounded. I told my now-husband on our second date, and after laughing his head off, he informed me it was "Take it, take it in your hands." I suppose that makes a little more sense.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- whenever i heard a melody, i thought it stuck in my stomach when i heard it in my mindAnon
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I heard a mother in the street tell her young son not to pick his nose...because his head would cave in. — Ruby
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- The first time i heard of someone getting fired from a job, i thought that they were actually set on fire.Anon
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin