Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Up until I was about seven, I thought soda pop was alcoholic and that's why kids weren't allowed it.Anon
- i used to believe that toblerone was alcoholic. my mum told us that so she could have it all.— Cait
- I used to think, all the way up to eight grade that if you smoked cigarettes you were an alcoholic— praneeth
- I used to believe that if you smoked a cigarette while drinking an alcoholic beverage you would blow up!— Sue
- When I was little, I use to think if you missed a day of school, you would be arrested.— Kaity
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon