My husband used to think there was a gospel song called, "Bringing in the sheep" or "Bringing in the sheets". I set him straight after I stopped laughing.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- When he was a kid, my husband thought the hymn "bringing in the sheaves" was "bringing in the cheese."Anon
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- My husband used to believe that kindergarten was called, "kiddie garden." — wife of mispronouncing guy
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- I used to believe that when I used up all the sheets in my desk scratch pad, I would be married.— Barb
- I used to believe that undercover cops hid under covers/sheets. — Holly