When he was a kid, my husband thought the hymn "bringing in the sheaves" was "bringing in the cheese."
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige
- I usde to believe that 'camembert cheese' was actually 'common bear cheese'.— Dan
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- I thought swiss cheese came from the moon.— Patti
- Until I was about 11, I thought it was called a 'Girl Cheese' sandwhich.— Chris