I used to think that Bananarama's Love in the first degree said....
"guilty as a drunken bee"
when infact it was
"guilty as a girl can be".
Oh dear!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think I was the prettiest girl in the world and I felt really guilty for it.— Princesa
- My 3 year old little girl announced after spinning around for ages that she was 'feeing guilty' :-)— Adam
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- I used to belive that hamburgers were infact called "handburgers" because you ate them out of your hand :DAnon
- I always hear Manic Street Preachers 'You Love Us' as 'You Love Arse'.— Lou
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie