i used to think that the word 'clothes' was the plural for 'clo.' so i'd call a sock or a shirt a clo.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid my dad told me that in a package of socks there was a right sock and a left sock.— Christina
- My niece used to call Marmite Falloy! Where she got the word Falloy from nobody knows— Russ
- When you saw a funeral go by, you had to grab a button on your shirt.Anon
- I used to believe that the head part of a shirt was a monster and that it would eat you.— Taliyah
- If a man wore his shirt out, I thought his wife was going to have a baby.Anon
- I thought Marco Polo was a kind of shirt.Anon