When i wuz about 5-6 i swear i herd "never leave your pizzas burnin'" instead of "i will be your beast of burden"! Whoops!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Actual lyrics: "I've never been your beast of burden"
My lyrics: "I've never been your big suburban"
— Big Suburban - pizza hut made their pizzas in a tiny hut out back of the store
Anon - I used to think Jaywalkers were people who walked briskly whilst swinging their arms.. whoops!— Lisa
- When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.— Natski
- CCR's Bad moon on the Rise, I swear it sounded liket they were singing, "There's a bathroom on the Right"— SMC
- i could swear eleventeen was a number for the longest time -- it still sounds pretty convincing.— erin