I used to believe that my grandad was Al Jolson. And that my uncle was Rod Stewart. Basically I got confused between my family liking people and actually being them.
A childhood belief about family
others believed things like this
- I recently very disturbed to learn that Al Jolson was in fact Caucasian.Anon
- I was certain that "earwigs" were basically toupees you wear on your ears. Anon
- My grandad used to tell me that if i ate tripe, then it would put hairs all over my chest Anon
- My Grandad told me he invented carrots.— Nicole
- I used to believe that my immediate family were the only people in the world that farted— Rainbow
- I used to think small furniture shops were basically cottage converted charity shops.Anon