I thought the elvis song that goes "Return to Sender address unknown" was "Return September...." I always wondered what september's address was!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the Gettysburg Address was the mailing address of the White House.Anon
- When my sister told one of my brothers her e-mail address, he thought to spell out “at” instead of typing “@”.— EJ - no longer computer illiterate!
- I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- When I was young, I really used to believe that 'R.I.P.' (on a gravestone) meant 'Return If Possible.'— Colin
- I Used To Believe In The Scab Fairy, That She Would Pay You In Return For Those Scabs!— KellGirl
- After watching Return of the Jedi, I belived that whenever you died you just dissapeared.— Nano