A friend used to believe that the words to the song "and He shall make us fishers of men", was actually "and He shall make us viscous old men".
Curious why God would want us to grow up to be miserable!
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- Follow me and I will make you vicious old men.....OOPS that was really fishers of men— oddsox
- I used to believe that drinking cups of viniger would make you grow big and strong— en
- I thought Pink's "You make me sick" was "you make me sick, you make me look like a candlestick" LOL— Rice
- When I was younger I asked my parents:
"If bees make honey, do flys make marmalade?"— Mike - I never had a make believe friend but my sister used to tell me I DID but he left cause I was really BORING.— Jamie
- when my friend was little, she used to eat paper, thinking it would make her read better.— hehehe