I used to think the line, 'and pretend that he is Parson Brown' in 'Winter wonderland' went, and pretend that he is parsnips now.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to think the song "walking in a winter wonderland" was "walking in a womens underwear"— stephen s
- If I pretend to sleep the ghost won't eat me
Anon - I used to think that apple juice was beer and I'd drink it all the time and pretend to be drunk.— Dee
- when i played pretend i always wanted to be the animal. i didnt want to b a person cause their boring lol— Melissa
- I used to believe that when winter came and it snowed the grass just died or went away for the winter.— Chris
- I used to think that everything involving the name Alice had to be Wonderland or Looking Glass related.Anon