Ok, I haven't even started reading this website yet, but I just had to post this. Did anyone else have an obsession with mannequins when they were little? I had all kinds of ideas about what they did, how they "lived". One of my beliefs was that when the store closed, they would go to the pajama section, put on pajamas, and if it was a department store with furniture, they would lay on the beds and go to sleep. If there were no beds in the store, they would "lean" against the clothing racks.
One time when I was little, my mom took me to a department store in the mall for some Christmas shopping. The store was somewhat busy. For some reason, I just blurted out, "Mom, do mannequins have BUTTS?!" Some people looked over and smiled, and my mom was kind of embarrassed. She said quietly, "No, they don't." I blurted out, "Well then how do they go to the BATHROOM?!"
A childhood belief about going shopping

others believed things like this
- my mom told me that if i went inside the dresses at the clothing store, the dress would eat me...Anon
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- for some time I used to think that at a drug store people really sold drugs.— NEO_ryu
- I used to believe that the short display beds at department stores were for dwarfs.— p
- I used to believe that every time i went in a store that the grown ups had to buy me something.— jvf
- I used to think that the clothes in the thrift store were new— Ellie