My mum used to think 'I Believe In Miracles (Hot Chocolate) was: 'I believe in MERKELS' up until The Full Monty soundtrack a few years ago...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Until junior high school, I thought Monty Python was a wrestler.— Jamie
- I always thought song went "I Believe In Malcolm" instead of "I Believe in Miracles"— Malcolm Lover
- My dad thought the song "I believe in Miracles" was actually "I Believe in Milkos" hahah he's 52!!! — GrK GdEsS
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that chocolate milk came from chocolate cows.— Scott