When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!
A childhood belief about characters

others believed things like this
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- I used to belive that Donkey's were a type of horse. How stupid of me lololAnon
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - How could Baby Jesus be born on Dec 25th, get tall, grow a beard and then die, all by Easter. Whew!— Joe