My mum used to think that the song "elevation" by U2 said, "Hell Damnation" and everytime she heard it on the radio she would say, "oo! this isnt a very nice song" hehe! when she found out the real words we teased her for having a mind full of rude words.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I swear I heard a Disney Channel/Radio Disney song where the chorus was a repeated “Damn it”— SpengBab
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- I used to believe that when a song came on the car radio, the band was sitting on top of our van.Anon