I was about 8 when "Eyes Without a Face" came out on the radio. I thought that he was singing "How's about a face?"
I envisioned some crazy faceless person looking for a face!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i thought the line "saving my face" from the KT Tunstall song of the same name was "shaving my face"Anon
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL
- I used to think Billy Idols "Eyes without a face" was "How's about a date" : - )— Shay
- I thought god looked like the face on the play-doh can!— Jonathan Franz
- I used to believe that if you put cow poo on your face, it would get rid of my freckles. — Col x
- Since my father had a deep cleft in his chin, I thought he was growing a tiny buttocks out of his face.— Rick