On the bus in kindergarten, the big kids would sing the song that goes "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" etc. Well anyway, I thought they were saying "I know a song that gets an extra Suzy verse", and since my name is Suzanna, I thought they were singing about me. Also, there was this one sharp turn we always came to, and they would chant "SHARP TURN! SHARP TURN!" but I thought they were saying "SHARK TURD! SHARK TURD!" Sometimes I'd sing along with them.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the turning signals on cars helped them turn sharp corners.— Julia
- I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I thought the song "Hit me with your best shot" was "Hit me with your pet shark"Anon
- I thought that singer/songwriter was spelled this way: sing-a-song-writer...Anon
- I use to believe that if a sharp object punctured your eye it would pop like a bubble— Dani
- that there was a sharp toothed snail inside my nose, waiting to bite my finger off— diana