I used to believe that speed bumps were dead bodies that had been paved over.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- When my wife was a kid, she used to think that highway speed bumps were for the blind.Anon
- I used to think that at funeral homes, dead bodies were propped up on the furniture, just hanging out!— pam
- When I was really young I used to think that dead bodies wouldn't start rotting until they were buried.— Katherine
- i used to believe that if you lie you really will get lie bumps.Anon
- I used to believe that a street sign that read "Dead End" meant that there were dead people buried there.Anon