When my wife was a kid, she used to think that highway speed bumps were for the blind.
A childhood belief about in the street

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that speed bumps were dead bodies that had been paved over.— Natalie
- My older brother told me that speed bumps were really dead people covered in cement.— Trina
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- i used to believe that if you lie you really will get lie bumps.Anon
- I used to believe that blind dates were dates for people who were blind.Anon
- I thought that if you were speeding and hit a speed bump, it would cause your car to fly into the air.— SeñorChaCha