Picture the scene.
Jimi Hendrix, the Woodstock crowd roaring in approval as he screams "Excuse me while I kiss THIS GUY!"
Never going to happen, was it?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Jimi Hendrix was white, and Eric Clapton was black.— Steve
- I couldn't wait to turn 20 so I could go through the Roaring 20's and be a flapper like my Grandma.— Susan Bonnell
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - Based on that memorable scene from the "Wizard of Oz," I used to believe that people died from shrinking!— Julie
- I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty