I used to think that the KD Lang song 'Constant Craving' was actually "Can't stand gravy"!It used to make me feel ill every time I heard it!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to think gravy was made in graveyards.Anon
- My Wifes dad used to tell her that if she ate the dark lumpy bits in the instant gravy she would die!!— Okse
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- I used to beleive that liver (as in liver and onions and gravy) was rhinocerous meat.Anon