when I saw those prepare to meet thy god signs I thought they were beauty parlours for religous ladies only!
A childhood belief about prayers

others believed things like this
- When I was about 5 or 6, I used to think the song 'Beauty and the Beast' was really 'Beauty and the Beef'.— Natski
- I thought rice was just another way to prepare a potato, like mashed or fries.— Me
- I used to believe that every religous Christmas card we recieved was sent to us by God.Anon
- I used to think that the Kama Sutra was the hindu religous text.— M!ke
- Having seen enough red octagonal STOP signs in my time, I used to look out for green circular GO signs.— Gary
- I thought the lyrics to "Single Ladies" were "If you liked it, then you should've put your name on it."Anon