When I was just starting high school a friend of mine's dad convinced me that the 'Darts' song "Duke of Earl" actually went: Tink, tink, tink tinkerbell, tink,tink..(etc.) It still makes me smile to think of it now.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I believed that I could actually grow up to BE Daisy Duke.— Jen
- My friend believed that when lightening flashed, you better smile because God was taking your picture! — Linda from Southern California
- A friend of mine seemed to think that 100 pence was worth £6.— Richard Davies
- I used to believe that you got married right after you finished high school or college. Anon