i used to believe my cousins - anything they said. they loved to mess with me.
they made me really angry one time and i told my grandfather that he should call the police on them because they stole my something-or-other.
he picked up the phone, dialed (pretended to, at least) and started talking like he was talking to the cops.
when he hung up, i started freaking out because i didn't want my cousin to go to jail.
A childhood belief about police

others believed things like this
- When I was six, my cousin told me that if I stuffed my bra the cops would come get me and take me to jail.— Juliea
- my mum told me when i was 11 if i swore the police would take me to jail. — tg in blue
- When the police are talking about "rap sheets," I thought that the criminals were making rap music.Anon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- For many years I didn't understand why everyone was talking about the 'youth in Asia' (euthanasia).Anon
- when i was little i asked what time midnight mass started.
i honestly had no idea.— what time??