This is really my brothers'. When he was younger, he thought the song lyric for "Killing me softly with his song" was really "Killing me softly with insults..killing me softly...with insults...." =)
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that serial killers were going around killing all of the cereal— Tiffany
- until I was thirteen I used to believe that "homocide" was two homosexuals killing eachother. Anon
- I used to beleive that cerial killers were cerial makers who went around killing people!— Jenny
- I used to think topping yourself meant killing yourself by spinning upside down, like a spinning top!!— Natasha
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon