My boyfriend thought that the Leann Womack song entitled "I Hope You Dance" went "I love you Dan". It was the funniest thing I have ever heard
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi - when i was little i used to think Americas Funniest Home videos was fake— wendy