There was this one hymn that my church always sang. It went, "Our heavenly father,"
I always sang it "Our harily father,"
I pictured God as some hairy guy, just covered in fur.
I only found out the correct lyrics two years ago.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- Until I was about 15, I beleived my Father was the person who sang the "Cheers" TV Show Theme Song.— Dustin
- I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"— Lozza
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- When I was a child I used to belive that my father had forever been a 40 years old man.— Nicola
- My father told me that Spam was a mix of sparrow and ham. I believed this for years lol— Tara the Terror