I used to believe God had a pet tortoise. There was a hymn we sang that went "Great things he hath taught us"
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- When he was a kid, my husband thought the hymn "bringing in the sheaves" was "bringing in the cheese."Anon
- i used to belive that children had to be taught how to breathe.— Dave
- When i was little i was so scared of cats, because i taught the turned in to tigers if you saw them.Anon
- As a child I was taught that the tooth fairy would buy our teeth so she could add them to her crown.— Lola
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon