I thought for ages that the line "Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me" in Bohemian Rhapsody was actually "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard, meeeeeee"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, I used to think they were singing "Beelzebub has a devil for a sideboard!"Anon
- i thought when you flushed, it went down to hell and that's what the devil fed the people in he..— Barb.
- I thought that Devil's food cake was invented by Satanists!— Dietrich Corby
- My mum told me that if you eat while you're on the toilet, you're feeding the devil! — Claire
- I used to believe that when it thundered, it meant the devil was beating his wife.— Carol
- I believed if I prayed for the Devil, he would start being good for God. — Jackie