I used to believe that when it thundered, it meant the devil was beating his wife.
A childhood belief about thunder and lightning

others believed things like this
- I thought “guerrilla tactics” meant fighting like a gorilla— beating your chest and that sort of thing.— Kai
- I always thought that it was "Afully Wedded Wife" Not "lawfully wedded wife"— Sarah
- when I was a kid, I used to believe that when thundered, it was because god was angry— deividi brasil br locao
- I used to believe when it thundered that god was moving his furniture around.— Debra Mcewan
- I used to believe that when it thundered it was God moving the furniture around up in heaven!— Clare N.I.
- My mum used to tell me that someone was delivering bricks at the top of our road when it thundered!— Deb