i have a slight hearing problem and in church i made a few mistakes. instead of singing "up from the grave he arose" i would sing "up from the gravy rose." i never wuite understood it. the same with "deliver us from evil" which i believed to be "deliver us from weasels." at weddinds i thought "holy matrimony" was "holy macaroni". i thought macaroni was some secret part of a wedding ceremony we weren't allowed to see.
A childhood belief about hymns
others believed things like this
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- I used to think shell macaroni was sea shells.— Don Northrup
- I thought that after the resurrection Jesus became the Holy Ghost.— Meowpossum
- I used to htink that the Lord's prayer went "and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some email..."— Dyth
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to believe that when I see a flock of birds in the sky, they have a wedding ceremony.— Mr. Used to