I used to think that the 70's song 'Feelings' was actually called 'Ceilings', as it made more sense to me at 5 yrs old that someone should write a song about a ceiling rather than love!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "love the one you're with" was called "love the one, your win. — Glowworm
- I used to believe that the B-52's song "Love Shack" was actually "Love Shark!"— Natalie
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- that song that goes *bring me a higher love*
i thought it said *breathing in iron lung*— oi - When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- i thaught the michael jackson song billy jean song said Janet's not my son Anon