When I was a child, we just to sing this song in church called Victory in Jesus. Part of the lyrics were "He plunged me to victory, beneath the crimson flood." (to understand the next part of this story, you have to know that there was a small town named Hickory that was a few miles from where I lived). Instead of the above lyrics, I always thought it said "He punched me to Hickory, into a sea of blood." I always hated that song because I could just imagine Jesus punched me under the chin, and me flying across the air into this bloody sea.
A childhood belief about hymns

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that Jesus lived in the tower of the churchAnon
- I used to think the song"jesus, oh what a wonderful child so holy, meek and mild" was "so holy, Mickey Mouse"— Stephani
- My mum always thought the lyrics to macy grays song was i try to say goodbye to my chook.— alana
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped
- I believed that Jesus was flying across the sky, it was actually sunlight reflecting off planes.— Patti