I used to think the lyrics in a Jimmie Hendrix song went, "excuse me while I kiss this guy", instead of "excuse me while I kiss the sky"...LOL!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- My favorite excuse:
Must be those trouser geese again!— Tootie Fruity - I used to believe that if you kiss a frog then the would would really turn into a king.— jing
- I used to believe that if I could kiss my elbow that I would turn into a girl (the opposite sex).— Rusty
- My sister told me that if I could kiss my elbow I would change into a boy. I never disproved her on this.— Aussie
- I used to think people didnt actually kiss on tv,i thought that the computer just made it look that way.— deanna
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha