When the news were talking about statutory rape, I thought that they were raping a statue. Also I used to believe that statutory rape was something about a person who rapes a statue and they were arrested for public nudity.
A childhood belief about criminals

others believed things like this
- I thought that "statutory rape" were meant to rape a statue.Anon
- When I was 12 years old, I used to think that a statutory rapist was a rapist who rapes a statue.Anon
- I used to think that the word "statutory" refers to statues.Anon
- I thought the Statue of Liberty was god.— Amy R. CA.U.S.
- I thought that God looked like the Statue of Liberty.— R*
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt