When my sisters and I were young and we were misbehaving...I used to believe that my mom was calling an orphanage to come and pick us up because we were being bad. I later found out that she was just calling "Time".
A childhood belief about family

others believed things like this
- I used to think that the initials NYC stood for "nobody you're calling" Anon
- From the Carpenters hit I always sang "calling octopus of interplanetary craft" instead of "occupants".— Paul
- I heard a mother in the street tell her young son not to pick his nose...because his head would cave in. — Ruby
- When I was young I believed that the windmills found in farmers fields were used to keep the cows cool.— Linda
- I used to believe that my sisters "make believe dog" was real— me
- My sisters once told me if I blinked too much I would get cancer.
How mean... D:— Budster