From the Carpenters hit I always sang "calling octopus of interplanetary craft" instead of "occupants".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- that pickles were octopus legsAnon
- I used to think that 'testicles' was the word for the arms of a squid or an octopus. — Emily
- My uncle convinced me that if you ate octopus, the suckers on the tentacles would suck your tongue out— Minnie
- Billy Squire sang about "My Kind of Lover". My wife sang about "My Candelabra"— Wailerman
- I used to think that the initials NYC stood for "nobody you're calling" Anon
- Even though the title is 'How Bizarre', I always thought he sang "help is on"...Anon