Until scaringly recently, I used to believe Bruce Springsteen's song "Ramrod" contained the line "Come Saturday night I'll let you suck on my cock..." - quite a pleasing prospect for a rabid fan-girl
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- I use to think that Bruce Springsteen's song "growing up" was called "throwing up"— glowworm
- I used to think Bruce Springsteins song, "I'm the Nothin man", was "I'm the muffin man"....who knew?
— Toothfairy - i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- i used to think in the song "hit me with your best shot" was really "hit me while i'm on pot" yea.... i suck!!— Donna
- When I was younger, I believed that the Chinese Mann Theatre was built in honour of Bruce Lee.— glenys