When my parents and I were praying to God, I thought they were saying:
"Our father who does art in heaven, Harold be thy name, thy kingdom come, I will be done with dressings made in heaven. Give us our jelly bread and forgive us our trash baskets and forgive us who put trash bags among us. Lead us not into Penn Station but deliver us some e-mail."
A childhood belief about prayers
others believed things like this
- "...Forgive us our just passes, as we forgive those who just passed against us..."— Speed Racer Fan
- our father which art in heaven,Harold be thy name— oddsox
- "Our father, with Art in Heaven, how do you know my name?"Anon
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- i used to say 'our father, who art in heaven, hello whats your name?'— lou
- When I was young I want to grow up yo be a trash man, becuse they only work one day a week.— Steve H