I used to think that the John Cougar Mellencamp song "Authority" said "I fight Jodie and Jodie always wins" when it really says "I fight Authority and Authority always wins"... it made more sense with Jodie... she was very scary to me when I was growing up.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that everytime i saw a helicopter the A-team were in it on their way to fight the baddies!— Natalie
- i used to believe that if i wasn't nice to my toys, they would fight back.
Anon - I used to think an Afghan hound was a breed of terrorist dog that had to fight in the Taliban!Anon
- My sister believed the pork in pork and beans was marshmallow...and would always "fight" us for it.Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that boxers fight only fists into fists.
— Ana - As a child I used to think that Olivia Newton-John and Elton John were married.
Boy, I was way off.— Lisa