I had a friend who thought that in Linda Ronstadt's song "Poor, Poor Pitiful Me" she was saying "Oh, Lord, spit upon me."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe it was illegal to shop at Goodwill unless you were poor.— Aretia
- I used to believe that a brothel was where poor people used to go to get free broth.— Rob. UK
- i thought that "aromatic" duck was actually "asthmatic" duck.
poor thing...— rachael - I used to believe that only 'poor' people had to go to the bathroom, that 'rich' people didn't.Anon
- When you are very poor you "can't make end's meat." End's meat is some sort of cheap very low quality meat.— Betty
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda